She sending you abuse? Or the same 'this time I really WILL change!' drivel as last time? Or both?

Nope not at all, She's tryna be really controlling and possesive but failing miserably. i find it funny to be honest. Its ace by me telling her im gonna go live in Germany as she's like "i'll miss you" YEH FUCKING RIGHT!!! She wouldnt of treated me half as bad if she did!

Well, better start brushing up on your German.

How can she be controlling & possessive if you're not together?

Well the thing is...
I went out last night and she was tryna have a proper go, was rearing up over txt messages, so I ignored her…
Then I replied and I told her last night I was going to Germany hehe and she believes me. Al prob end up telling her that am not going. She didn’t believe I went out with my mates last night. But as from now I am not replying to her messages to stop any further arguments. Cant w8 for sat night mate, u stil cummin?

Think it's time to change your phone number once again & seal off that particular avenue of unpleasantness for good?

Yep, I've axually got money, and there's still the £3.40 or whatever it was you owe me! Is the Fost coming?

BTW what're you 'counting down the days' until? And what're you doing on facebook at 7.59am?

'My name's Dan, and I'm 20.' HAHAHAHAHAHA. She still hasn't bothered taking that 'ma amazin bf dan' bollocks off her profile yet.

lol, i just went on b4 work for once to check it as I knew she would have put something on it;) and thought i'd update my status!!! And counting down the days fits in with the Leaving to germany bollox hahaha!

Yeh, am glad u like ma new profile;) Fosta is coming and yep I do owe u a couple of quid al make sure I buy u equivalent to that on saturday night then, really can't w8.
Am goin 2 a house party tmora night at 8 though as well


-Dan

So you're going to a house party AND going out? Running back and forth from one to the other every half hour?

House party is from 8 til 10. So can meet ya at around 10 mate, then we cud go with them for a bit and get fucking destroyed;) Al probs already be nailed by then anyway;) Think we'll pass on Raffs this weekend though dude!

NOOOOOO!!! Now where will sit and shout at each other over the same shitty songs we've heard a million times while pondering which of the 3 drinks on offer to have?

Now with her out of the way we never have to go in there again.

Yep that's yet another good point dude! Man, I walked to a pub about a mile away last night!!! I am loving single life - I really am. Anyway, she's so immature that she's now threatened to move to Somerset in the new year to make a "fresh start" How unreal is that? lol
I think she lives in some kind of fucking fantasy world or something. Well, she'll be the first person I know who works at Weatherspoons part time and can successfully manage to afford a place in Somerset lol!

Ha, is she hoping you'll try to talk her out of going? You should offer to help her pack.

What you doing laters?

Pub (again) The good old Grove inn for a few games of pool at 8ish I think.
Might escape here earlyish today and pop round.
Maybe I could pop round str8 from work and we could go out for a drive or something??? Bout 4:45 - What do you suggest???
Dan

Sounds like a plan. Maybe we can FINALLY search your car for that goddamn SCART plug this time!

If its daylight and on condition you actually help me!!!
Man, am exhauted. I know how to make u admin now as well but I will see if you can suitably fulfil your Moderator status first of all lol

'Suitably fulfil my status?' You expect me to abuse my power by putting pictures of cocks all over the place, or changing member's names to 'loves it in the back door?'