Let me clear this with issue with everyone.. me and Laura aren't together and we won't be together again.

A series of arguments followed by severe lack of trust has torn us apart. There's no point being with someone who you don't trust.

Glad I got that off my chest!!!


Ratty

...so, what time you seeing her tonight?

No Mark, That's not going to happen.
I've never been more serious about anything in my life. I told you that it was at breaking point last night didn't i?
There's no point in chasing a waste of time now is there? I have recently given myself a big talking to and its really helped mate.
Thanks for the advice. Send me some reassuring messages please!!!!

The 27th november was the date set and so it has been!!! cudnt be arsed w8 until after my bday al be fucking dead by then if i stay with her! lol

Time to do my reassuring thing? OK...

You tried (dunno why you bothered really) but the whole thing's been dead for weeks now, maybe even longer. Wasn't much point in dragging it out when there was nothing there.

Bit of time without all the hassle should do you some good. Then we can begin the search for the Swedish twin supermodels with opposite personalities!

How I feel:
I officially finished her after having a really big talk with myself. Here, I will be stating what I spoke to myself and the conclusions I have come up with.
These have never been revealed before - but it shows that I've actually thought about it!
1. She stresses me up waaay too much which is becoming unhealthy
2. I feel like I am trapped in a relationship with someone which is really dangerous!
3. We don't have good times anymore it's always arguments
4. I really wanted it to work with her but came to reality that it's never gonna so there's no point in waiting for the inevitable again
5. I want to be free - I haven't for so long, I am gonna start living and can't wait to again and do all the things that I said I would (Remember Mark! ;-))
6. it's become that bad I am ashamed to even call her my girlfriend - She shows me up far too much and doing it infront of my mates was the final straw so once again this draws me back to stating that this was inevitable!
7. She lies out of her fucking arse and has proven she can't be trusted!!!
Feel Free to add more points to help me through this final decision.

Thanks

8. She smells.

9. Yesterday she went nuts at you for going to my house instead of going home. HOW DARE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT WHERE YOU WANT TO GO! YOU DON'T GET THE SAME BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS AS THE REST OF US, DANIEL~!!!!

Exactly mate... No more stinking of cigarette smoke!!!!
More positives than negatives to ending the "relationship" hence the decision!

10. Did I mention she smells?

11. She called me Te... Tex... I can't say it.


How d'you want to celebrate if you can make it through a week this time?

I think we need to do some kind of celebration. Its just finding the things to do now I am officially single thats gonna be difficult.
What do you suggest dude?

See what you feel like doing in a week. If you reckon you can last that long without shagging something...

Haven't you got footie manager now? That's your free time taken care of.

Yes, I do have it but that doesn’t fully cure my boredom, might try and take up some poker again ;-) Play some major high level shit and hope to win - but that plan is probably a bit risky.
With regard to other things, we could always go out for days/evenings more and stuff and I am desperate to start that gym again! It needs to be done. It costs £35/month though, do you reckon you could afford that at the moment? Maybe you should ask your Dad or something? What do you think??

Dan

You created & solved a problem in 1 post. Win a shitload at poker and pay for the gym with it!
Even if I could afford that we'd probably slack off after a couple of times. Could ask the *sigh* future stepmother about it since she goes there all the time.

Welp, got a train to catch now. Should be home around 3.

If only it was that easy to win a shit load!!!
Let me know when u get back online. Im tryna do a fucking impossible task at work, that unis so shit for not teachin me stuff i shud be doing here!!!!

Wooow Me and Laura's break up is yet another bitter one.
ive made up a pile of bollox that i am going to germany for 3 months to work to get her off my fucking case!!! She's mental - good fucking riddance to her!