My birthday present to ratty...

LOL... I had to control my urge to die of laughter when I saw that... Like it!!!
Now I have one head it feels great
Hmmm I am a singleton again whaay... let the fun begin!!!
No more being told when to wake up, no more being dragged out of bed.

Loads longer out with my mates, gonna ruleeee!!!

Now you can give up the fags! By which I mean if you don't I'll confiscate them and chuck 'em in the river.

Any idea what time foz is working today? Was thinking I could check round his instead of going home and then walking back to peacocks literally 10 minutes later.

If I can even afford this whole shebang. Got £10 at max to my name right now. Keep getting pillaged on the fucking train.

I think 5 ish m8, u goin town then?