The relationship 'scenario' ;)

Let me clear this with issue with everyone.. me and Laura aren't together and we won't be together again.

A series of arguments followed by severe lack of trust has torn us apart. There's no point being with someone who you don't trust.

Glad I got that off my chest!!!


Ratty

...so, what time you seeing her tonight?

No Mark, That's not going to happen.
I've never been more serious about anything in my life. I told you that it was at breaking point last night didn't i?
There's no point in chasing a waste of time now is there? I have recently given myself a big talking to and its really helped mate.
Thanks for the advice. Send me some reassuring messages please!!!!

The 27th november was the date set and so it has been!!! cudnt be arsed w8 until after my bday al be fucking dead by then if i stay with her! lol

Time to do my reassuring thing? OK...

You tried (dunno why you bothered really) but the whole thing's been dead for weeks now, maybe even longer. Wasn't much point in dragging it out when there was nothing there.

Bit of time without all the hassle should do you some good. Then we can begin the search for the Swedish twin supermodels with opposite personalities!

How I feel:
I officially finished her after having a really big talk with myself. Here, I will be stating what I spoke to myself and the conclusions I have come up with.
These have never been revealed before - but it shows that I've actually thought about it!
1. She stresses me up waaay too much which is becoming unhealthy
2. I feel like I am trapped in a relationship with someone which is really dangerous!
3. We don't have good times anymore it's always arguments
4. I really wanted it to work with her but came to reality that it's never gonna so there's no point in waiting for the inevitable again
5. I want to be free - I haven't for so long, I am gonna start living and can't wait to again and do all the things that I said I would (Remember Mark! ;-))
6. it's become that bad I am ashamed to even call her my girlfriend - She shows me up far too much and doing it infront of my mates was the final straw so once again this draws me back to stating that this was inevitable!
7. She lies out of her fucking arse and has proven she can't be trusted!!!
Feel Free to add more points to help me through this final decision.

Thanks

8. She smells.

9. Yesterday she went nuts at you for going to my house instead of going home. HOW DARE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT WHERE YOU WANT TO GO! YOU DON'T GET THE SAME BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS AS THE REST OF US, DANIEL~!!!!

Exactly mate... No more stinking of cigarette smoke!!!!
More positives than negatives to ending the "relationship" hence the decision!

10. Did I mention she smells?

11. She called me Te... Tex... I can't say it.


How d'you want to celebrate if you can make it through a week this time?

I think we need to do some kind of celebration. Its just finding the things to do now I am officially single thats gonna be difficult.
What do you suggest dude?

See what you feel like doing in a week. If you reckon you can last that long without shagging something...

Haven't you got footie manager now? That's your free time taken care of.

Yes, I do have it but that doesn’t fully cure my boredom, might try and take up some poker again ;-) Play some major high level shit and hope to win - but that plan is probably a bit risky.
With regard to other things, we could always go out for days/evenings more and stuff and I am desperate to start that gym again! It needs to be done. It costs £35/month though, do you reckon you could afford that at the moment? Maybe you should ask your Dad or something? What do you think??

Dan

You created & solved a problem in 1 post. Win a shitload at poker and pay for the gym with it!
Even if I could afford that we'd probably slack off after a couple of times. Could ask the *sigh* future stepmother about it since she goes there all the time.

Welp, got a train to catch now. Should be home around 3.

If only it was that easy to win a shit load!!!
Let me know when u get back online. Im tryna do a fucking impossible task at work, that unis so shit for not teachin me stuff i shud be doing here!!!!

Wooow Me and Laura's break up is yet another bitter one.
ive made up a pile of bollox that i am going to germany for 3 months to work to get her off my fucking case!!! She's mental - good fucking riddance to her!

She sending you abuse? Or the same 'this time I really WILL change!' drivel as last time? Or both?

Nope not at all, She's tryna be really controlling and possesive but failing miserably. i find it funny to be honest. Its ace by me telling her im gonna go live in Germany as she's like "i'll miss you" YEH FUCKING RIGHT!!! She wouldnt of treated me half as bad if she did!

Well, better start brushing up on your German.

How can she be controlling & possessive if you're not together?

Well the thing is...
I went out last night and she was tryna have a proper go, was rearing up over txt messages, so I ignored her…
Then I replied and I told her last night I was going to Germany hehe and she believes me. Al prob end up telling her that am not going. She didn’t believe I went out with my mates last night. But as from now I am not replying to her messages to stop any further arguments. Cant w8 for sat night mate, u stil cummin?

Think it's time to change your phone number once again & seal off that particular avenue of unpleasantness for good?

Yep, I've axually got money, and there's still the £3.40 or whatever it was you owe me! Is the Fost coming?

BTW what're you 'counting down the days' until? And what're you doing on facebook at 7.59am?

'My name's Dan, and I'm 20.' HAHAHAHAHAHA. She still hasn't bothered taking that 'ma amazin bf dan' bollocks off her profile yet.

lol, i just went on b4 work for once to check it as I knew she would have put something on it;) and thought i'd update my status!!! And counting down the days fits in with the Leaving to germany bollox hahaha!

Yeh, am glad u like ma new profile;) Fosta is coming and yep I do owe u a couple of quid al make sure I buy u equivalent to that on saturday night then, really can't w8.
Am goin 2 a house party tmora night at 8 though as well


-Dan

So you're going to a house party AND going out? Running back and forth from one to the other every half hour?

House party is from 8 til 10. So can meet ya at around 10 mate, then we cud go with them for a bit and get fucking destroyed;) Al probs already be nailed by then anyway;) Think we'll pass on Raffs this weekend though dude!

NOOOOOO!!! Now where will sit and shout at each other over the same shitty songs we've heard a million times while pondering which of the 3 drinks on offer to have?

Now with her out of the way we never have to go in there again.

Yep that's yet another good point dude! Man, I walked to a pub about a mile away last night!!! I am loving single life - I really am. Anyway, she's so immature that she's now threatened to move to Somerset in the new year to make a "fresh start" How unreal is that? lol
I think she lives in some kind of fucking fantasy world or something. Well, she'll be the first person I know who works at Weatherspoons part time and can successfully manage to afford a place in Somerset lol!